Thursday, April 30, 2020

New Column From Norris Burkes

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If possible please remove this sentence from the first sentence in the paragraph that is 7th from the bottom.

REMOVE: Facebook friends endorse Sweden's effort to rush to herd immunity.

This sentence is a fact and I don't see it fitting in the paragraph of misinformation. Also it offended the friend.

 

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Dear Favorite Readers
I'm sending you an early version of my column because I also want you to join me today in a virtual community meeting about the Chispa Project. 

My regular column is posted below the announcement. 
 

Stay at home, but don't be distant.

Thursday, April 30th at 4pm EST/1pm PST 

Just click here to sign up for Chispa's first virtual community meeting


A Faulty Reading Reveals Real Fear

Recently returned from Honduras, I feel a headache developing. A quick thermometer check prompts a call to my doctor's COVID-19 advice line.
 
I press all the options in the phone tree until a nurse finally answers.
 
When I report my fever of 100.3, her triage questions become more focused.
 
"No, I don't have a cough," I say. "Just a slight headache."
 
More questions. More answers.
 
"No, I'm not nauseated."
 
She records my answers on a clicking keyboard while multitasking her interrogatives about travel and exposure.
 
"Well, I've been in Honduras where I was helping the Chispa Project establish elementary-school libraries."
(See Chispaproject.org/help)
 
"Yes ma'am, I find it very rewarding."  See video at chispa-project-maradiaga.mp4
 
I downplay the danger as being only a half-dozen cases when I left last month, so "no exposure that I know of," I add. 
 
She mumbles something, so I give her a "Pardon me?" followed by "Yes, I suppose I am calm."
 
"Why?" she asks.
 
"Well, maybe it's from my years working as a chaplain, but mostly I'm calm because I am starting to think that my thermometer might be broken."
 
Her "uh-huh" sound is the same one I use when I hear patients in deep denial. 
 
She grants me a moment to try my thermometer again and I soon report 102.6.
 
My face flushes with heat, melting away my calm. 
 
I start a text to my best friend and hospital chaplain, Roger Williams. I want to tell him that I'm dying, when suddenly, my thermometer screeches with discordant beeps.
 
I wonder aloud about its reliability.
 
I hear the nurse's incredulous response.
 
"Really? Thermometers can malfunction when the batteries are dying?
 
I try taking another reading, hoping that it's the battery's moment to die rather than mine.
 
 A few minutes later I tell her it's plummeted to 86.6. It's a "meer-i-cle" I tell her in my best impression of a televangelist. 
 
The nurse agrees, not entirely able to suppress her chuckles.
 
My search for help from a broken thermometer tells me a few things: I am scared. I am anxious for answers. I am worried about my friends and family, my pregnant daughter.
 
The false reading reminds me of the misinformation we are ingesting from various sources.  
 
Facebook friends endorse Sweden's effort to rush to herd immunity. A politician speculates aloud on the effectiveness of heat therapy or injecting disinfectant. And a few pastors claim either God's protection over them or god's judgment over you. My lowercase "g" is intentional because only a lowercase god would hurt his people.  
 
So where is the capital-G God?  
 
God is in the waiting room with us. He waits while we wait. He hurts while we hurt. He grieves while we grieve. He offers clarity to the caregivers and comfort to the dying. 
 
And in that time, he sustains us, he uplifts us. He cries with us and sometimes he helps us to laugh. 
 
Gratefully, as my call with the nurse concludes, we share a laugh at the scared, hypochondriac chaplain.
 
"Yes, I can take two Tylenol for my headache and, what else did you say?"
 
"Yes ma'am, I'll buy a new thermometer and call you in the morning."
 
Thank you for donations to "Chispa Project." More info at  https://chispaproject.org/help/  Send comments or Chispa donations to 10566 Combie Rd. Suite 6643 Auburn, CA 95602. Email comment@thechaplain.net or voicemail at (843) 608-9715. 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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Tuesday, April 28, 2020

New Column From Norris Burkes

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First column of May 2020


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A Faulty Reading Reveals Real Fear

Recently returned from Honduras, I feel a headache developing. A quick thermometer check prompts a call to my doctor's COVID-19 advice line.

I press all the options in the phone tree until a nurse finally answers.

When I report my fever of 100.3, her triage questions become more focused.

"No, I don't have a cough," I say. "Just a slight headache."

More questions. More answers.

"No, I'm not nauseated."

She records my answers on a clicking keyboard while multitasking her interrogatives about travel and exposure.

"Well, I've been in Honduras where I was helping the Chispa Project establish elementary-school libraries."

"Yes ma'am, I find it very rewarding."

I downplay the danger as being only a half-dozen cases when I left last month, so "no exposure that I know of," I add.

She mumbles something, so I give her a "Pardon me?" followed by "Yes, I suppose I am calm."

"Why?" she asks.

"Well, maybe it's from my years working as a chaplain, but mostly I'm calm because I am starting to think that my thermometer might be broken."

Her "uh-huh" sound is the same one I use when I hear patients in deep denial.

She grants me a moment to try my thermometer again and I soon report 102.6.

My face flushes with heat, melting away my calm.

I start a text to my best friend and hospital chaplain, Roger Williams. I want to tell him that I'm dying, when suddenly, my thermometer screeches with discordant beeps.

I wonder aloud about its reliability.

I hear the nurse's incredulous response.

"Really? Thermometers can malfunction when the batteries are dying?

I try taking another reading, hoping that it's the battery's moment to die rather than mine.

A few minutes later I tell her it's plummeted to 86.6. It's a "meer-i-cle" I tell her in my best impression of a televangelist.

The nurse agrees, not entirely able to suppress her chuckles.

My search for help from a broken thermometer tells me a few things: I am scared. I am anxious for answers. I am worried about my friends and family, my pregnant daughter.

The false reading reminds me of the misinformation we are ingesting from various sources.

Facebook friends endorse Sweden's effort to rush to herd immunity. A politician speculates aloud on the effectiveness of heat therapy or injecting disinfectant. And a few pastors claim either God's protection over them or god's judgment over you. My lowercase "g" is intentional because only a lowercase god would hurt his people.

So where is the capital-G God?

God is in the waiting room with us. He waits while we wait. He hurts while we hurt. He grieves while we grieve. He offers clarity to the caregivers and comfort to the dying.

And in that time, he sustains us, he uplifts us. He cries with us and sometimes he helps us to laugh.

Gratefully, as my call with the nurse concludes, we share a laugh at the scared, hypochondriac chaplain.

"Yes, I can take two Tylenol for my headache and, what else did you say?"

"Yes ma'am, I'll buy a new thermometer and call you in the morning."

Thank you for donations to "Chispa Project." More info at https://chispaproject.org/help/ Send comments or Chispa donations to 10566 Combie Rd. Suite 6643 Auburn, CA 95602. Email comment@thechaplain.net or voicemail at (843) 608-9715.

 

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Friday, April 24, 2020

Good Advice from Mr. Rogers

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We Must Help the Helpers


 
Fred Rogers, AKA, "Mr. Rogers," often quoted his mother's advice he received during his childhood about scary events on the news.
 
"'Look for the helpers," she said. "You will always find people who are helping."
 
Today, the news couldn't be scarier because those helpers are in trouble. 
 
Thankfully, some of us are in a position to assist. We are the retired or those remaining in full-time work. This means our government stimulus check is likely lying on the credenza or in our bank.
 
"Uh-oh," you say, "the chaplain is gonna pass the hat."
 
Maybe, but I prefer to think that I can assuage the guilt we share. Yes, I actually feel some guilt about cashing the check. Our income hasn't changed, and since we can't travel or dine out, our accounts have grown. 
 
Jesus said, "From everyone who has been given much, much will be demanded…." That simply means thatif we are blessed with talents, wealth and knowledge, then we are expected to benefit others.
 
If you're wondering how to benefit others with that stimulus check you may not need, allow me to suggest four donation tiers. 
 
The first place to donate is to family and friends. Consider helping an out-of-work child pay her utility bill. Or help your unemployed neighbor with a Costco run.
 
The next tier of donations might involve increasing your local contributions to the essential front-line social services like food banks and homeless shelters. This is where the majority of my check will go. 
 
Use the Internet to find a local charity. In my community, we are having Big Giving Day on May 7 that will benefit 615 nonprofits. My favorite is Running for Rhett who inspired me to run marathons and pulled my grandsons off the couch.
 
The third tier involves finding reputable worldwide charities on the Internet using the Charity Navigator. On this site, you'll be heartened to discover that Save the Children is still doing stellar work. Matthew 25 Ministries is busy responding to Tennessee tornadoes as well as Appalachian hunger. The list is deep and wide but find one – now. 
 
Finally, consider putting aside 25% of your check to give to charities that may be in danger of extinction. These are nonprofits that aren't doing the headline-grabbing work of directly combating the COVID-19 crisis. Yet they still need our help. These are the churches, women's shelters and animal-rescue organizations.  
 
Two charities that have my attention are Chispa Project and my employer, Hospice of the Foothills. Like many hospice organizations, they are funded by thrift shops. With those shops shut down, their budget is greatly suffering. (Habitat for Humanity is hurting for similar reasons.)
 
Also at risk is the Chispa Project that my daughter Sara founded to establish libraries in Honduras. Like many small charities, Chispa is appealing for emergency help with payroll, rent and the car payment for the vehicle used to transport books.
 
Because of the quarantine, Sara and her Honduran employees are unable to, conduct teacher training, transport books and establish libraries. Employees must hibernate with at-home work, hoping to make it long enough to finish their school libraries once schools open again. 
 
So for now, I will send my remaining dollars to stimulate Chispa Project  – but I'm a bit partial to the founder. 
 
Write me at comment@thechaplain.net and tell me where you gave or where you see the need.
 
 
Charity websites mentioned:
https://www.charitynavigator.org/
Mathew 25 Ministries https://m25m.org
Hospice of Foothills www.hofo.org
Chispa Project. www.chispaproject.org/help
Save the Children https://www.savethechildren.org
Running for Rhett https://www.runninforrhett.org  
Big Day of Giving https://www.bigdayofgiving.org
 
Send checks for "Chispa Project" to 10566 Combie Rd. Suite 6643 Auburn, CA 95602. Email me for more charity info at comment@thechaplain.net or leave a voicemail at (843) 608-9715. 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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Thursday, April 23, 2020

Happy World Book Day!  Free book inside 📚

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Hi blog,

Happy World Book Day! 

My wife and I just returned from Honduras last month, and are celebrating the success of our 24 readers who volunteered to installed our biggest library to date with over 2,100 books that benefited 912 elementary school students last month.  

Many of my readers have been asking for more information about Chispa Project, so today
 I want to celebrate World Book Day with you by sharing 3 ways to get involved. 

1. Download one of my books for FREE!
2. Join me in a virtual community meeting about Chispa Project
3. Sign up for our next volunteer trip in 2021

See below for details, and happy reading!

Sincerely,
Norris

Free books!
After all, it is World Book Day.

Our board member, Chaplain Norris Burkes, is making two of his books available for a free download!  Starting tonight at midnight and through the weekend, download these Kindle editions for FREE.   

Thriving Beyond Surviving  

Hero's Highway

 
Or, are you like us and prefer the paperback in hand? 

Donate $100 or more to Chispa Project, and Chaplain Norris will personally send you an autographed book, and your gift helps get a book in the hands of a kid. Double the reading fun!

Donate online or make out a check donation to Chispa Project.

Mail to:
10566 Combie Rd. Suite 6643
Auburn, CA 95602

 

Tired of being stuck in the house?  Us too.

Join us for our first online community meeting
Thursday, April 30th at 4pm EST/1pm PST 

Meet live with the Chispa Project as we will be sharing stories from this past year, showing some fun, never-before-seen videos, and connecting in community together - all seen from your home computer!  Our board of directors, executive director, and Honduran coworkers will all be present to answer any questions you have and exchange stories.  If you'd like to hear more about what we do, and how it really gets done, sign up here to get the information to meet across computers together.  No downloads necessary.

Can't make that date?   Sign up here for a one-on-one chat at your convenience.

Start planning your next vacation!

March 14 - 21   or   April 11- 18, 2021

Chaplain Norris Burkes and his wife, Becky, volunteered in Honduras with Chispa Project for three months in 2018, and have since started annual volunteer trips to share their experiences!

Join them next year in Tegucigalpa to help set up and inaugurate a new school library.  We need volunteers to come participate painting, labeling and inventorying books, and help with the library inauguration festival activities and decorations.

You do not need to be able to speak Spanish or have any great art skills, just enjoy working with kids! 

Contact us to get signed up and read more details here: chispaproject.org/volunteertrip

 

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Tuesday, April 21, 2020

New Column From Norris Burkes

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24-16 April -- edit graph 10&11


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Editors, I encourage you to freely edit graphs 10 and 11 with mention of your local charities.


Helping the Helpers

Fred Rogers, AKA, "Mr. Rogers," often quoted his mother's advice he received during his childhood about scary events on the news.

"'Look for the helpers," she said. "You will always find people who are helping."

Today, the news couldn't be scarier because those helpers are in trouble.

Thankfully, some of us are in a position to assist. We are the retired or those remaining in full-time work. This means our government stimulus check is likely lying on the credenza or in our bank.

"Uh-oh," you say, "the chaplain is gonna pass the hat."

Maybe, but I prefer to think that I can assuage the guilt we share. Yes, I actually feel some guilt about cashing the check. Our income hasn't changed, and since we can't travel or dine out, our accounts have grown.

Jesus said, "From everyone who has been given much, much will be demanded…." That simply means that if we are blessed with talents, wealth and knowledge, then we are expected to benefit others.

If you're wondering how to benefit others with that stimulus check you may not need, allow me to suggest four donation tiers.

The first place to donate is to family and friends. Consider helping an out-of-work child pay her utility bill. Or help your unemployed neighbor with a Costco run.

The next tier of donations might involve increasing your local contributions to the essential front-line social services like food banks and homeless shelters. This is where the majority of my check will go.

Use the Internet to find a local charity. In my community, we are having Big Giving Day on May 7 that will benefit 615 nonprofits. My favorite is Running for Rhett who inspired me to run marathons and pulled my grandsons off the couch.

The third tier involves finding reputable worldwide charities on the Internet using the Charity Navigator. On this site, you'll be heartened to discover that Save the Children is still doing stellar work. Matthew 25 Ministries is busy responding to Tennessee tornadoes as well as Appalachian hunger. The list is deep and wide but find one – now.

Finally, consider putting aside 25% of your check to give to charities that may be in danger of extinction. These are nonprofits that aren't doing the headline-grabbing work of directly combating the COVID-19 crisis. Yet they still need our help. These are the churches, women's shelters and animal-rescue organizations.

Two charities that have my attention are the Chispa Project and my employer, Hospice of the Foothills. Like many hospice organizations, they are funded by thrift shops. With those shops shut down, their budget is greatly suffering. (Habitat for Humanity is hurting for similar reasons.)

Also at risk is the Chispa Project that my daughter Sara founded to establish libraries in Honduras. Like many small charities, Chispa is appealing for emergency help with payroll, rent and the car payment for the vehicle used to transport books.

Because of the quarantine, Sara and her Honduran employees are unable to, conduct teacher training, transport books and establish libraries. Employees must hibernate with at-home work, hoping to make it long enough to finish their school libraries once schools open again.

So for now, I will send my remaining dollars to stimulate the ChispaProject.org – but I'm a bit partial to the founder.

Write me at comment@thechaplain.net and tell me where you gave or where you see the need.


Charity websites mentioned:
https://www.charitynavigator.org/
Mathew 25 Ministries https://m25m.org
Hospice of Foothills www.hofo.org
Chispa Project. www.chispaproject.org
Save the Children https://www.savethechildren.org
Running for Rhett https://www.runninforrhett.org
Big Day of Giving https://www.bigdayofgiving.org

Send checks for "Chispa Project" to 10566 Combie Rd. Suite 6643 Auburn, CA 95602. Email me for more charity info at comment@thechaplain.net or leave a voicemail at (843) 608-9715.

 

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