May 16 weekend 2025 spirituality column

Wondering What Others Think of Me

 

Do you ever wonder what people think about you? I do and, most especially, I wonder what my readers think of me. 

 

My speaking events often give me multiple opportunities to discover what my readers think of me.

 

For instance, last week, I spoke to a Rotary group, where a few readers made some surprising conclusions about me based solely on my column mugshot.

 

"You have a lot more hair than your picture shows," observed a friendly bald man.

 

Thank you, I guess. Honestly, I wish I had more.

 

A woman in earshot observed that I seemed taller than my column portrait suggests.

 

Really? I thought. She deduced this from a thumbnail photo?

 

Following her, another woman gathered her gumption to tell me, "You aren't as fat as you seem in the newspaper."

 

For the record, I'm 185 pounds, standing 6 feet, 1 inch. Add an extra half inch if all my hair is mussed by the wind.

 

As I was testing my microphone at another event, two men approached me. The first one inquired if I was a "good speaker, not boring." While the other quite impatiently demanded that I start my presentation early, before our meal was finished. 

 

Answered in the order asked, "Yes" and "No."

 

But after the talks I was happy to hear the audience move out of superficial observations.

 

"I appreciate your humility," said one gentleman.

 

However, while I signed books, another reader added, "This is like meeting a rock star."

 

I'm not making any of this up. They really said these things. But I do realize that my "celeb" status never really matters to my audiences.

 

What mattered to people wasn't my height, hair or eloquence. Above the trivial observations, the thing that mattered most to them was how well I listened. 

 

I listened as a man and wife spoke of their son returning from a combat deployment in Iraq, only to lose him to a cancer likely caused by his exposure to the burn pit (the open-air combustion of trash in military deployment sites.)

 

One man put a lot of trust in me as he unloaded his helplessness in dealing with his wife's third cancer treatment.

 

Another man told me of his failing marriage while another expressed his powerlessness to find effective treatment for a schizophrenic son.

 

The whole thing got me thinking about the manner in which Jesus rolled into his community speaking gigs.

 

He was certainly a crowd favorite wherever he spoke. On a hillside, he outlined some very coherent thoughts in his Sermon on the Mount. He was the banquet speaker for a hungry crowd of five thousand.

 

But where he really wowed the crowd were the moments he listened to individuals. For example, he shielded a woman about to be stoned for adultery. He befriended a polygamous woman shunned by a gossipy town. He spoke forgiveness to a follower who denied him.

 

You don't have to wonder what people thought about a guy like that. Jesus heard the pain in their lives. He didn't use his personal comparison to bring his pain into their story. He didn't dismiss their pain or discount it. He listened and made it a part of his own pain.

 

Given a choice between being a better speaker or a better listener, I'm thinking I want to be more like Jesus, the listener guy. How about you?

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May 9 weekend 2025 spirituality column

Flying on a Wing and a Prayer

Amidst the Cinco de Mayo celebrations last Monday, I couldn't avoid thinking of May 6, 2009, the day I returned from deployment in Iraq on a chartered World Airways DC-10.

After spending four months serving the wounded at the Air Force Field Hospital in Balad Iraq, my only thoughts on final approach into Baltimore/Washington International Airport, were of home.

Our landing attempt was anything but welcoming as our plane bounced like a porpoise on the waves. Security cameras recorded a large puff of smoke from our wheels. Eyewitnesses would later tell FAA investigators that they thought the plane was going to flip.

A second bounce delivered at an estimated 3.2 Gs and plastic ceiling molding fell on us as oxygen generators swung like piñatas. Several seat backs snapped backward while passengers along the left windows watched the yellow centerline, and I watched our wing drift over the grass.

We sailed back into the air as the cockpit voice recorder captured pilot Craig Gatch asserting: "8535 heavy declaring an emergency go-around."

When we regained some altitude, my fellow passengers spoke in muffled voices. No one wanted to be the first to cry, but clearly no one wanted to die without protest. Some were praying or holding hands or just staring at their feet.

I rested my forehead on my seatback to pray, even as I wondered if I heard a judgmental voice in it all. My shortcomings felt as though they were being weighed on the scale of a spiritual assayer. Was there a deity somewhere with a one-piece eyeglass assessing my life with a doubtful squint?

Had I been a good husband and dad? Or had I been too absent, physically and spiritually? Was it OK to feel scared? Or should I gather my wits and start a rousing chorus of "Amazing Grace?"

I kept praying, spending the next few minutes asking God, "What about all these passengers?" A soldier was about to meet his new son for the first time. An airman was trying to make a marriage work again. They all wanted another chance. Would they get that chance?

In a center aisle seat, catty-corner from me, a young officer was wiping her tears. I stretched across the aisle to offer my hand as a reminder she wasn't alone. I wanted to hold it until we landed, but the awkwardly angled reach caused me to break loose and rejoin her hand with the chaplain assistant sitting beside her.

As we reapproached the airport, the flight attendants told us to grab our ankles and lower our heads. Then the pilot added his instruction to "brace for impact!" But instead of impact, we landed as calmly as if we were sailing across a mountain lake.

Slowly we looked up from our crash/prayer position and started clapping like we had never expected another tomorrow.

Before we deplaned down portable stairways, five people were removed for medical care, including the first officer with a broken back. Behind us, debris littered an unusable runway.

Few of us could make much sense of the incident. Many would say to me things like, "Chaplain, we expected to die in Iraq, but never in Baltimore."

FAA investigators declared the plane a total loss because the main spar was broken, (the structural member that supports the wings.) 

This meant our pilot literally risked losing our wings during his 10-minute go-around. But I suppose that's what airmen mean when they describe a harrowing flight as "flying on a wing and a prayer."

Even today, my airplane remains at the airport where its continentally stippled for parts. For those curious, I posted links to the security footageand the accident report on my website

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This column is excerpted from my book "Hero's Highway."   

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May 2 weekend 2025 spirituality column

When We Haggle Over Integrity, We Risk Everything

In 1995, I was serving as an active-duty Air Force chaplain on Moffett Field in the San Francisco Bay Area. 

During my three years there, our chaplain assistant constantly fielded requests from couples wanting to be married in our beautiful WW2 chapel. 

Since military members are entitled to the free use of chapel facilities, we got a lot of calls from bargain hunters not much interested in the religious commitment assumed with a church wedding.

So, you might imagine my reserve when my assistant transferred a call from an Army helicopter pilot called, asking if I perform "all weddings." 

At first, I said, "sure," but circled back to clarify his use of the word "ALL." 

"I'm a Protestant chaplain and I do ALL Protestant weddings," I said. I'm not sure he heard my limitations because he still wanted to schedule premarital counseling.

The couple came to my office that afternoon holding hands and in good spirits. After a few minutes, they asked to see my menu of ceremonies I offered couples. 

As they studied the script together, the pilot blurted out a question. "Would it be possible for you not to talk so much about God?"

When I offered them both a blank stare, the woman added some explanation. "Our friends may be offended to hear so much mention of God and the Bible."

I wanted to ask if they noticed the Christian cross I wore above my left uniform pocket. Instead, I tried to gently explain that I couldn't officiate a Christian wedding without using Christian vows because I was, well, believe it or not, a Christian.

At that point, the woman leaned forward in her chair to make a confession. "I should have told you — I'm Wiccan."

"Yeah," I said, "You definitely should have mentioned that."

Don't get me wrong. As a group, Wiccans are generally peaceful and tolerant people. They are a nature-based religion. They do have witches, but not witches in the sense of potions and spells. They don't worship the devil. In fact, they don't believe in the devil.

"I can't do the wedding," I said, "but perhaps you can get a Justice of the Peace."

The woman saw my point and nodded in agreement, but I could see that her fiancé was getting furious.

"But you said you did ALL weddings — no matter what denomination," protested the pilot. 

I reminded him of our phone call when I said my focus was Protestant weddings. I tried to explain that Wiccans aren't just another division of the Protestant family of churches. 

The pilot remained unmoved until the woman confronted her fiancé with a question: 

"Dear, don't you understand? We would be hypocrites for saying the Christian vows and the chaplain would be a hypocrite for officiating a wedding for people he knows don't believe the Christian vows."

Wow, I was under her spell. Her words were so profound that I have repeated them to nearly every engaged couple seeking to be married.

This Wiccan had a sense of her own worth, but her fiancé was more interested in bargain hunting – to the point of denying something that was important about who she was. 

The pilot was a bargain hunter trying to simulate God into a relationship where God was not wanted. And the truth is that God only comes to marriages, and to your life, as an invited guest.

In my many years of serving as a chaplain, I've often recounted this story to those who are tempted to haggle over the price of their integrity. 

"It's simple, really. I tell them. "You will never find a bargain by concealing who you really are. Because when you sell out who you are, it will cost you everything."

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April 25 weekend 2025 spirituality column

Learn To Share the Road on Life's Highway

Some years back, I was driving Interstate 99 south of Sacramento, Calif when a man began aggressively tailgating me.  

Known as the most dangerous freeway in California, there is little room for traffic weavers like him. He was close enough that I could see his face redden in my rearview mirror. And of course, he could read the smirk on my face as I gloated over my strategic position ahead of him.

When traffic finally allowed me to move into the right lane, I displayed an upturned palm that invited His Excellency to proceed. But appeasement was too little, too late.

He initiated aggressive movements, dropping back and speeding past and changing lanes. I answered his vulgar hand signals with moronic smiles and have-a-nice-day waves until he flashed a doubled fist, suggesting a roadside fight.

With evasive maneuvers exhausted, I finally led our rage parade onto the highway's shoulder hoping to sucker him into exiting his pickup. With him afoot, my plan was to floor my Hyundai to escape velocity.

I knew this was a bad plan when I noticed he was searching for something behind his seat.

Being a smart aleck to a dangerous stranger is wrong, but my problem really began with the assumption that most of us make when we become randomly targeted by rage. 

I assumed this man's anger really was about me.

You've probably made the same assumption. It happens when the guy flips you off on the road or the woman screams at you for taking her parking space.

While it's natural for you to go into a defensive mode claiming your righteous innocence, it's best to remember that their rage isn't really about you. In fact, it's even a little self-centered to think it is about you.

The reality of these rages is that we are collateral damage for folks like these.

For instance, I occasionally receive a caustic e-mail, something Anne Lamott aptly calls, "Orwellian memos detailing my thought crimes."

Most of the time I know that, like the freeway driver, their anger isn't about me; they are fighting battles I'm not privileged to see.

Recently, I got an e-mail from such an angry reader. When I replied from a defensive mode, he escalated our discussion by calling me every synonym of idiot. Recalling the road-rage incident, my second reply took a reconciling approach.

The reader sent a confessional apology adding details of his wife's terminal illness and children who weren't talking to him. Just like the interstate guy, this reader's rage wasn't about me.

It never ceases to amaze me that when I remember to squelch my defensiveness and respond in a caring manner, I will often get a sincere response. My smug attitude toward the driver only stirred his rage, but my soft answer to the reader turned away his wrath and made a friend.

Short of a soft answer on the freeway, I sped back into traffic, spitting gravel on the man's truck. After another 10 minutes of cat-and-mouse, I took the freeway exit labeled, "Galt Police Station." Amazingly, the man followed me into town but finally broke off his chase when I entered the station's driveway.

At the end of the day, the best answer to road rage on life's highway may be contained in the sacred proverb that suggests, "A soft answer turns away wrath, but a harsh answer stirs up anger."

After all, we are all on a journey, so maybe it's time to share the road.

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April 18 weekend 2025 spirituality column

A Good Friday Introduces a God Sunday

No matter what you've read, I can promise you this – the Jesus insurrection was put down quickly and decisively. The anarchists, AKA disciples, who were occupying the garden never really had a chance.

The disciples barely seemed to know the smackdown was coming when the occupying powers, caving to the demand of religious leaders, issued an arrest warrant for their insurgency leader.

"Bring this Jesus to me," said Pontius Pilate, the Roman prefect (governor) of Judaea. "Let's see what kind of leader he claims to be. Does he think himself their king, their God? If so, I'll make sure he becomes just another revolutionary nailed to a tree."

Gaining Pilate's approval, the deputized posse stormed the Gethsemane Garden, a place where Jesus was known to hang with the homeless. The officers expected a fight, or they at least hoped to instigate one. They came armed with clubs and swords.

To be certain of their target, they bribed a Jesus insider, a real Judas, to plant an identifying kiss on Jesus' cheek.

The subject himself offered no resistance. After all, no matter what the prostitutes and degenerate cripples said, Jesus was just a man.

The only struggle came when a sword-packing follower sliced off a deputy's ear. Eyewitnesses claimed Jesus miraculously reattached it, but the religious leaders dismissed that as fake news.

Others claimed that Jesus' quiet surrender paved his way to martyrdom. By the time their claim gained traction, Jesus would become much more than a martyr.

Early the next morning, the pathetic arrestee was hauled before Pilot where the governor asked him if he thought himself to be a king.

No response. Only unassuming surrender.

This is going to be easy," Pilate must have thought. "I'll make him king — King of Calvary's Hill."

So much for this petty uprising.

"Not so fast," pleaded the first lady. "I had a bad dream about him. You shouldn't have anything to do with him."

"Dreams! Probably just something you ate," Pilate told his wife.

Then, with a pontific wave, Pilate motioned Jesus into the hands of tormentors who mockingly crowned him with a wreath of puncturing thorns. Nice touch.

In the meantime, Pilate washed his hands. Just another day living in the dream seat of power. Insurrection squashed.

By Friday afternoon, it was a done deal. Even Jesus knew it by then: "It is finished!"

The government prosecution of the fledgling rebellion was far-reaching and absolute. The orders were signed and sealed, then executed with the utmost prejudice.

But Pilate had looked at this all wrong.

He, as well as the religious folks who'd concocted the charges, had operated under the misguided assumption that the coup would come by force.

You can't blame them. It was also the shared assumption of Jesus' disciples, including Judas, their disgruntled group treasurer.

The day would eventually be called Good Friday by his followers, but it Friday was only good because Sunday belonged to God.

And when Sunday came, it arrived with an immeasurable power not before seen by anyone on this earth. And it was manifested first to a woman.

On that long-ago first Easter morning, when a few women dared enter Jesus' empty tomb, they were confronted by angels, asking, "Why do you seek the living among the dead. The one you are looking for is risen" (Luke 24:6).

The words were final witness to the fact that God's Kingdom has never been about any earthly kingdom.

His Kingdom has always pointed toward the Resurrection, both his and ours.

Happy Good Friday and God Sunday!

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April 11 weekend 2025 spirituality column

 

Is it Ever Too Late to Talk to God?

 

During my career as a healthcare chaplain, I often had a feeling that I was pastoring a parade. That's because, by definition, a chaplain's relationship with patients is a temporary one.

 

I suppose that's why I am relieved when a patient asks if they can call me "Pastor" instead of "Chaplain." I hear their request as an invitation into the more personal role of their family pastor.

 

However, that's not quite how it started with a patient I first knew as "Mr. Penny." I called him "mister" because that's how he introduced himself when I entered his hospital room at Houston Northwest Medical Center in 1992.

 

I reciprocated his formality by introducing myself as "Chaplain Burkes."

 

At first, I thought he was using titles in recognition of our age difference. But eventually it seemed like he was trying to distance himself from the three-piece-suit chaplain who matched his stereotypical idea of the "preacher."

 

Doctors told Penny he had inoperable brain cancer, but he didn't want to talk about that. The balding, bony man just wanted to chat.

 

During his next several hospitalizations we talked sports – either the Houston Oilers or about my lunchtime basketball games with local clergy.

 

For Penny, the greater the emotional distance we could maintain from reality, the better.

 

Finally, though, on his last hospitalization, his nurse summoned me from lunch to tell me Penny had a favor to ask of me.

 

Thinking this sounded like the call to a deathbed confession, I made a quick exit from the cafeteria toward the ICU.

 

I walked into his room to find his wife stroking his fevered head.

 

"Oh good," she said. "I'm glad you're here today.

 

"He wants to ask you something."

 

I looked at the figure on the bed, twisted and ghostly. His raspy breathing suggested he wouldn't have much strength for this conversation, so I leaned over the bed and called to him as if announcing my presence through a dense fog.

 

"Mr. Penny, it's Chaplain Burkes," I said. "Is there something you want to ask me?"

 

He nodded. "Teach me…" he said, his voice trailing.

 

He took a fuller breath and added, "Teach me to pray."

 

Confused by his sudden approach to an intimate moment, I searched his wife's face for context.

 

She was chewing on her thumbnail. "He's embarrassed."

 

"Embarrassed?" I asked.

 

"He's afraid he's being hypocritical to wait until his death to talk to God," she added.

 

I nodded. It's a common reasoning I hear from patients.

 

Jesus summarily dismissed this poor logic in his conversation with two insurgents occupying crosses on either side of his.

 

The first man spent his last hours mocking Jesus and goading him to use his power to save everyone.

 

But the other guy was quite the opposite. He felt shame for his past life, so he asked Jesus, "Remember me when you enter your kingdom."

 

Jesus swiftly responded. "Today you will be with me in paradise."

 

Instead of disqualifying the dying man for being hypocritically tardy, Jesus assured him that he would be rewarded in the promptest fashion.

 

"Mr. Penny," I said. "I think you'll find that God cares very little about your past.

 

He mostly cares about what you'll do with the next minute of your life."

 

Penny nodded.

 

"Prayer is just talking to God," I added.  "It's not theologically complicated. Just talk from your heart."

 

Penny closed his eyes and began moving his lips. I couldn't hear what he was saying, but when he opened his eyes, his expression told me that he'd heard God's voice.

 

I know this because the "mister" who had been so dependent on titles to gain distance from spiritual matters shifted his heart to say one last thing to me.

 

"Thank you, Pastor. Thank you."

 

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